- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

smell the vitamin C

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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