A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Hi, my name is Jake.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

pee

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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