- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Gay republicans

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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