- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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