- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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