What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Lindsay Lohan

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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butt sex

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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