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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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