- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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