- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Hi, my name is Jake.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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