Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Gay republicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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