watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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a ab

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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