- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Gay republicans

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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