- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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