- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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