what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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