- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

Ian's mind Elevator music

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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