- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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