- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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