Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Actually it was me Josh brown

Abortion.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's brown and sticky? Anal

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Latvia isn't a joke

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Massie is a fatass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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