- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Ms Leong Sux

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Justin Bieber.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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