It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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dassa

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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fish fishy caoimhin

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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