How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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