- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

ask me if im a door yes

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

a black guy hates chicken.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Chuck Norris is dead......

A seal walks into a club.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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