- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Water? I hardly know her.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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