Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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My mum is called Steve

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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