- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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