How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

a black guy hates chicken.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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