- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Screw it you write the joke.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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