who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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