- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

7+5=12

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

My mum is called Steve

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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