When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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