cats are pussies

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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what's white and sticky semen

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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V I T A M I N C !

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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