- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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