- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

HOLY SHIT!!!!

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

7+5=12

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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