- Anti Joke

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

I like the color potato.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

say it ten times fast: oh

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.