- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is the difference?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!