What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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4 hours later.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Anti Joke

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