- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

7+5=12

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

cats are pussies

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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