- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

HOLY SHIT!!!!

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

7+5=12

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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