- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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