- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

A midget walked under a bar.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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