- Anti Joke

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names