- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

My mum is called Steve

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