- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

I love pissing people off :P

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

How do you spell eight? 8

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Chris Bosh's neck

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Women's Rights

no really what are ur names?

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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