Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

whats the stage after cancer? you die

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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