- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women in the kitchen.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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