why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Your mom is so nice.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Anti Joke

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