- Anti Joke

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has