how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

sorry got to poo

What is the difference?

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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