- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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