How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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