- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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