- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Women's Rights.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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