What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Republicans

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Whats white? A fridge

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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