Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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