- Anti Joke

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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