- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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