people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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