Who is John Galt?

A seal walks into a club.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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