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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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