- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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