- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the capital of congo famine

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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