How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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women's rights

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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