A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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