A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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What's 9+10? 19.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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