- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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