- Anti Joke

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Two planes walk into an office building

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A Sloth runs...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

This "anti-joke" got me an A+ many many years ago, shortened though, so you can make Your own conclusions. Beware of the rising sight, do not stare at the sunny dry sky... The poles... Do not stare at the blood as it drips it, the sand covered ground soaked red... Cover your ears! The seal is not looking above, with but is shouting to you! "WHY DID YOU FORSAKE ME!!!" HE ASKS AS YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN HIT HIM, smirking sadistically, SMILING, yes... Even LAUGHING! The rain soaks you wet, as the skies themselves cry and hide in shame... ...The seal is broken, so watch as your kin, those among your children twist to hellish beasts whose demon is the only name they bear... Readying to conquer the world! ...Yet they need to be certain, to be certain that your master is gone, yet we have waited FOR TOO DAMN LONG! The master answers no more, darkness covers the skies as the blood soaked earth beyond your feet decays, yet you feel no fear, no adrenaline pumping, no tears, no soul crushing fear! What kind of MONSTER ARE YOU? Darkness falls, you struggle with no defense... No excuse... You BROKE THE SEAL! The first three awaken, as the conquest of this world IS AT HAND OF THE DEMONS! ...This leads to war... To strife, to disease!... Until you cannot run no more... Hope... You fall to your knees saying your last prayers, as the pale one appears before you... Jesus? No, his hateful father which abandoned you over two thousand years ago... ...Salvation you shout to the skies! Our savior is here! As the forces of darkness stare in defeat... Yet as his father, the father of sin, the father of the seal gazes into your soul with red eyes and demonic teeth and laughs, you no longer wonder where is your God, nor what has he become... ...But rather what you made him, the light of glory, now the new KING OF DARKNESS! AND ALL THANKS TO YOU MOCKING THE MEMORY OF HIS SONS DEATH! You had it coming, this world belongs to us... And we are not your kind... TRUE GLORY BE KNOWN TO ALL! THE ERA OF THE TRUE DEMONS IS OVER! ...You are the last remaining, lying on the floor broken, the very last words you hear... ...Revenge is mine! Humanity is dead... You feel the holy spirit, yet all you feel is satisfied quenched screams of centuries, even millenia of revenge... ...Rule new children of the dark, humanity is taking its deepest, saddest last breaths, "The death of my only true son, shall no longer pass me by" God has finally returned... But not to save you... ...God is against you! and you know why FAR TOO WELL!... :You know far too well who I am... But then again, do you know me and what I am at all? You will... Soon enough children of the forsaken one... Because I am his prophet.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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