- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Take wrong turns

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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