What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

I hate long jokes -_-

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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