- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Two planes walk into an office building

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Stop Iran! We need the money.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A Sloth runs...

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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