What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Ian's mind Elevator music

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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